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Golden Ninja Warrior

from Copycat EP by Duck Thieves

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lyrics

I'm the golden ninja warrior
He's the golden ninja warrior
I will chop you down
Chop you down

I am the ninja squad
He is the ninja squad
I will cut your head
Cut your head

I am the ninja dragon
He is the ninja dragon
I will slit your throat
Slit your Throat

Godfrey!
You son of a bitch!
Godfrey!
You son of a whore!
Godfrey!
You two faced rat!
You'll never use my footage in your films anymore!

I am the ninja showdown
He is the ninja showdown
With shurikens for eyes
shurikens for eyes

I am the ninja champion
He is the ninja champion
I have nunchuks for arms
nunchuks for arms

I'm ninja master Gordon
He's ninja master Gordon
I'll save every one of us
King of the impossible



Godfrey!
You son of a bitch!
Godfrey!
You son of a whore!
Godfrey!
You two faced rat!
You'll never use my footage in your films anymore!

I'm so sorry
Please forgive me
I never meant to
Irritate you

I'm so sorry
Please forgive me
I never meant to
Disappoint you

But you're a star of B cinema
You have fame and a household name
To every man on the street
Who buys pound shop DVDs

So I'm not sorry
Please just thank me
You're career
Was never for real

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from Copycat EP, released March 19, 2016

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Duck Thieves Coventry, UK

Duck Thieves are a band described as Indie Panto Party Pop with a slice of punk performance art thrown in. Formed in Coventry, they write songs that are inspired by personal story-telling, feminism, standing up to racism and B-Movies. On stage, the band exude an explosive energy, captivating stage presence and unpredictable theatrics. . ... more

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